Constipated Chicken
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Three Notes:
1. Although you can't see it, this is the only good use for a can of Miller Lite. Sorry USA Keith...
2. There is just something funny about beer-butt chicken that gets a whole lot funnier when you tuck the wings behind the place where there used to be a head. It is almost as if he/she is saying "Ahhhh....."
3. This bird is so big, it doesn't look to be enjoying its "new seat".