Mike LangIsle of Wight

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Mike LangIsle of Wight














At first, I swore they put pineapple chunks in the urinal to keep the smell down. After I realized they didn't taste like pineapple, I knew I had been fooled.














The Weight and Measures Act of 1985 controls all of the alcohol use. These signs are clearly posted in every pub that you go into. I am just glad the law spells out "Drinking-Up Time" because that is where I usually need the most help.














I know that when I'm hungry, I go for a bag of Salty D Nuts...Hmmm...As you buy the nuts, it uncovers more and more of the picture. Wow, what an incredible advertising ploy.