#7 Update!
My previous Number 7 post appeared as this:
7. Enjoy Modern Plumbing


In actuality, I have learned that it should appear as this:
7. Enjoy Modern Plumbing


Yes, your feet go on the widest part of the bowl...and the flusher? Yea, that's that purple cup sitting there. What, the toilet paper? Yea, that's that purple cup sitting there. What, the drinking fountain? Yea, that's outside...what kind of sicko are you?
7. Enjoy Modern Plumbing
Me

Her

In actuality, I have learned that it should appear as this:
7. Enjoy Modern Plumbing
Me

Her
Yes, your feet go on the widest part of the bowl...and the flusher? Yea, that's that purple cup sitting there. What, the toilet paper? Yea, that's that purple cup sitting there. What, the drinking fountain? Yea, that's outside...what kind of sicko are you?