7 Beers to Christmas

Lump of Coal.  This "Dark Holiday Stout" comes from the same UK brewer that puts out the gimmicky beer names of "Bad Elf", "Criminally Bad Elf" and "Santa's Butt".  Like its name suggests, it is very, very dark beer.  It has the taste of roasted malt with a bitter chocolate aftertaste.  Not bad.  This is one lump of coal I would be happy to have in my stocking.