Tunning in my ear...

Sometimes my ear is not always in step. Bob and I were sitting at the top of the garden and stated, "You have to be careful when it gets late...the midges come out."

"Midgets", I stated, "You get midgets down here?"

Apparently he meant mosquitoes...not under payed circus performers. My bad.

EDITOR NOTE: Apparently midges are actually gnats...not mosquitoes. My bad...again.